Friday, December 29, 2006

Anderson Cooper is a Fucking Dick

While I'm drinking delicious Scotch and watching the story about Saddam Hussein being strung up, Andy Cooper comes up with this gem:

"We are being told that there are photographs and videos of the execution. You can be assured that we will be very sensitive to our viewers and not air any images that would be inappropriate."

Thanks Andy. We, the sensitive viewing public, appreciate it. Hey, what's that over your shoulder while you are so graciously protecting our delicate sensibilities?


Oh, just some MURDERED CHILDREN LAYING DEAD IN THE FUCKING STREET. Thanks Anderson. I thought you were going to show us something really disturbing. Thankfully it was only the BLOATED CORPSES OF KIDS WHO WERE GASSED TO DEATH WITH CHEMICAL WEAPONS. You fucking twatwaffle.

P.S. Thank you Internet for this little gem:
Yeah it's weird to me too. Maybe it's because I grew up seeing him as the bad guy. It's like Cobra Commander just died or something.

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